No soup for you!
Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant cut his finger while chopping up carrots for a soup and sustained a minor injury, he told reporters.
Bryant said the injury was not serious and did not limit him in practice.
It's strange that Bryant, who signed a five-year contract worth $70 million, does not have a personal chef or just heats up a can of Campbell's soup. Donovan McNabb never got hurt when he was playing because his mom prepared his soup for him. Take notes, Dez.
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This is the second freak accident involving athletes and cuts while not playing sports.